zackisontumblr: what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my...
clarksextresser: forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job
sassyc4t: do you ever see an 8 year old and know they’re gonna be a slut
Remember Aqua from the Cheetah Girls?
trilln-ggas: tomlinstergram: b00-you-wh0re101: rawr—imadinosaur: Reblog and click the picture. my childhood is ruined. D: WHAT nonononononononononononono! OMFG HAHAHAHAHA WHAT WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloodbending: demoncolbert: OH MY GOD i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave. THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
sistersweaters: that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate